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Slick Rick (COULD ACTUALLY BE) the Ruler
September 16, 2011
Is this really happening?!? Is it possible that someone as undeniably ignorant as Rick Perry can actually ascend to the highest political office in the WORLD?!? The man WHO GOT A DDDDDDDDDD in his Principles of Economics course at Texas A&M University is REALLY a front-runner for a position whose SOLE responsibility will be to get us out of financial turmoil. ARE WE USING CAPS LOCK WAY TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW?!? Yeah, but really folks…this is about the time that you make sure that your passport is renewed and your Rosetta Stone is in the mail. If you put George W. Bush, John Edwards, and George “The Animal” Steele in an atom smasher…you get Rick Perry. Au revoir homies!
Is this really happening?!? Is it possible that someone as undeniably ignorant as Rick Perry can actually ascend to the highest political office in the WORLD?!? The man WHO GOT A DDDDDDDDDD in his Principles of Economics course at Texas A&M University is REALLY a front-runner for a position whose SOLE responsibility will be to get us out of financial turmoil. ARE WE USING CAPS LOCK WAY TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW?!? Yeah, but really folks…this is about the time that you make sure that your passport is renewed and your Rosetta Stone is in the mail. If you put George W. Bush, John Edwards, and George “The Animal” Steele in an atom smasher…you get Rick Perry. Au revoir homies!
